I have lived here all my life, and you would think by now I would have become accustomed to this heat. Apparently, my body never got the memo. Even with my anemia, it has gotten too warm for me.
Every day this week, I’ve either had a doctor’s appointment, a physical therapy appointment, or I’ve had to drive my wife to one of hers. That means I’ve had to be outside at least twice a day, every day this week, and it has been brutal.
Yesterday, after taking my wife to the doctor, I volunteered my services to help a friend with his two air-conditioning units. I had planned on changing into a lighter shirt before going, but, of course, I forgot. Within just a few minutes, that shirt was soaked with sweat.
There’s nothing quite like standing outside in 100-degree weather wearing a shirt that has decided to become a second skin.
It’s too hot for me to do any yard work, and it’s even too hot for me to work in my garage. There are plenty of things I need to do out there, but when the temperature in the garage feels like it could double as an oven, suddenly those projects don’t seem quite as important.
I’ll get to them eventually.
Or maybe in November.
It’s even too hot to go fishing.
And that’s saying something.
I was reading yesterday about a lady who was giving instructions on how to make bread in your mailbox. In this heat, I can actually see someone trying it. You could probably put the dough in the mailbox in the morning and have a loaf of bread by lunchtime.
I also saw where a meteorologist had taken his cast-iron pan and left it sitting in the sun for about thirty minutes. He was able to fry a couple of eggs in it.
At this point, I’m beginning to wonder why we’re still using stoves.
Just put your skillet on the driveway.
The ambient air temperature at my house this afternoon was 100 degrees, with a heat index of 115 degrees. When you walk outside, the humidity is so thick that it feels as though you’re walking into a brick wall.
They say it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that will get to you.
I believe it.
At 115 degrees, I don’t think the heat and humidity are working independently anymore. They’ve formed a partnership.
We’re supposed to get a break in this heatwave sometime in the middle of next week. Along with the cooler temperatures will come a few much-welcomed thunderstorms.
I’m looking forward to both.
Maybe I’ll even get back out in the garage.
Then again, if it’s still too hot, there’s always November.




